What you can do to not get beaten up by your fellow countrymen!

1)Stay where you are born! No silly! I dont mean the bloody hospital or nursing home.

2)Talk in your mother tongue. ENNA RASCALA?

3)Be vigilant against the Western Influence.

4)Mind it *UNIVERSAL LAW*

5)Dont paint or sculpt disgusting and perverted stuff, even if you are just imitating the stuff you see in monuments which are our cultural pride!

6)Celebrate Valentine’s day the same way you celebrate any working day ( from a student’s perspective of the latter : do NOTHING)

7)Behaved decently in public ( no kissing and other romantic stuff, but breaking windows, setting fire to anything that can be burned and beating up your fellow countrymen is OK)

Alternate title : 7 habits of highly successful* people

* = people not beaten up in their lifetime

DISCLAIMER : THIS IS NOT A COMPREHENSIVE LIST. IF ANY OF YOU GET BEATEN UP INSPITE OF FOLLOWING SAID POINTS, INFORM ME. I’LL WILL PUBLISH THE SEQUEL.